Because Sikowitz Ships Jori.

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ooc; I’m sorry that I haven’t been as active as usual on jatmab. I’ve just been feeling awful and sick lately and I know I’d suck if I started blogging. So just remember I love you and I will be back online as soon as I can!

Texting Beck.
  • TORI: I don't understand why Jade's laughing at the mugs I got us! I mean, what is so funny???
  • BECK: Okay...take a closer look at the mugs. Don't they seem a little 'odd' to you?
  • TORI: No. The mugs are tilting a little and hugging each other. What is so hilarious about that?
  • BECK: Look again. Do you see the AWKWARD extension. Do you see where their arms are coming from?
  • TORI: No I- oh man!
  • TORI: I bought wiener mugs!
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JADE VEGA UPLOADED A PHOTO TO THE SLAP.So….Vega got us some new coffee mugs and I have been laughing for 20 years. LOOK AT THEM. I can’t be the only one who see’s it! #Tori #I’mdying. #shedoesn’tgetit.

JADE VEGA UPLOADED A PHOTO TO THE SLAP.
So….Vega got us some new coffee mugs and I have been laughing for 20 years. LOOK AT THEM. I can’t be the only one who see’s it! #Tori #I’mdying. #shedoesn’tgetit.

ooc: I am not ready for adulthood…

Jade Vega TheSlap Status Update.

For all you irritating anons who think I can’t punish my wife. 
She’s now currently handcuffed to the bed, while I sit on her naked and watch the Scissoring. Kay? So we can all shut up now? Great. 
Mood: Relaxed. 

imageBECK OLIVER: I’m not sure if that was necessary…
imageJADE VEGA: It was completely necessary. 

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Anonymous asked: What's your hogwarts houses?

TORI: Gryffindor, yo! ;{D 

JADE: ….Do I even need to say it? 

TORI: Hufflepuff. 

JADE

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Get into bed. Right now.

Anonymous asked: Anons, leave Jade and Tori alone. What goes on in their bedroom is their business, we don't need to know all the details.

JADE: Hey someone gets it. 

Anonymous asked: Your right we don't know what happens in the bedroom so we can't take your word for that either. Try again Jadelyn.

Anonymous asked: How about her excessive sniffing of people? It's very SinJiny of her. Have you ever checked out the Victorious Memes blog? There's a whole section devoted to how creep Tori is. lol What do you think of that, Toro?

TORI: I’ve seen the creeper Tori posts….
I don’t think I’m that bad! Am I really that creepy? 
…I just like sniffing good smells. 

JADE: Case in point. Right there.