JADE VEGA UPLOADED A PHOTO TO THE SLAP.
Why yes…yes we did just buy a twister bed sheet.
JADE: Thanks. Vega picked it out.
Of course we all knew that.
JADE: Sam’s……an exception.
Besides have you met Melanie? There’s no way those two are really related.
I refuse to believe it.
TORI: Oh I know Sam still talks to Carly!
Cat actually got a little upset the other day because Sam wanted to video chat with Carls instead of making cookies with her. So I wouldn’t say Carly’s been replaced - Sam just has two awesome best friends now!
JADE: Depends on the mood and depends on the song.
I like classic rock when it suits.
JADE: Oh tough one.
Either Black Parade, Mama or The Sharpest Lives.
"Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands, drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo."
TORI: "I’ve really been on a blender and it shows-"
JADE: "So why don’t you - " Wait.
TORI: Yeah. I’ve really been on a blender…
JADE: It’s I’ve really been on a bender.
TORI: It’s blender!
JADE: Why would they be on a blender?
How would you even get someone to be on a blender?
TORI: By sitting on the blender!
TORI: Hmm…that’s a pretty tough call, anon.
Can we just say they’re both equally cute? Obviously not as cute as my wife, whose just like a little kitten!
JADE: I’m about to put you in a little hospital.