JADE VEGA SLAPPED TORI VEGA IN A PHOTO.
Just incase you guys didn’t believe me about the giant dancing hot dog.
JADE: I’ve been told by my therapists that I’m not allowed to tell you about my dreams
…or tell them my dreams.
TORI: *coughs* Officer!
TORI: Oh…um we actually haven’t played Mario Kart in forever! I’m usually Yoshi. There’s something about the adorable little green face that I can’t resist!
The most destructive one.
TORI: They’re still around! Treen’s still working on Divertismo and they’re about to start filming a Christmas special. Cat was caught trying to sneak into Barney’s Bibble Factory with Sam…and Beck is visiting his Aunt in Cancun!
JADE: Yeah. No. We don’t talk about that.
TORI: Thank you christiana! I went for an interview today so we’ll see how that goes! Oh! Congratulations on your part-time job! The pets are doing great! Though Benji had a little snuffly cold and Jade stayed home last week to take care of him.
JADE: It was funny because work was like: you’re not taking a whole week off to look after a bunny! You’ll be in serious trouble with management’ and my reaction:
JADE: I have several extra copies and you’re not laying a fingerprint on any of them.
JADE: That awkward moment when your wife can’t stop staring at your cleavage. Seriously. We were in line at Yotally Togurt and I spilled water down my shirt, next thing I know Tori’s gawking like some hormone crazed teenage boy and we have a line of about ten people behind us.
TORI: In the baby guinea pig’s defense! Boobs are so nice and warm and comfy and squishy! Like two little mounds that you can nestle into and call home!
TORI: Arrrrrrrty! Hey! Of course we remember you! Wow! It’ really has been awhile! We hope you’ve been okay!
JADE: …I honestly can’t remember a time that Vega and I weren’t running this blog.
You people sure like your lesbians.
JADE: Yeah. I had no idea what you just said.
TORI: You killed a cat with a sausage…?
That’s a very strange family reunion!
JADE: You haven’t seen anything until you’ve attended a West family reunion.