TORI VEGA UPLOADED A PHOTO TO THE SLAP.
Jade, Trina and me rocking it out at Karaoke Dokie!
#Trinalookssomad. #Jadeisarockstar. #andshe’sMine.
TORI: You’re not bothering me! Don’t be silly! I’m here to help and give advice and Jade - well I’m here to help! But oh that’s really sweet that you and this roommate hit it off so well! Honestly, I would say that distance is just an annoying factor. It really shouldn’t matter. You guys can video chat and text constantly and call each other and then through that you can arrange to meet up again! She’s only two hours away, that’s not as far as a whole country. I’m sure between the two of you, you can figure out a way to see each other again! Just plan out a whole day of fun! Maybe make it a monthly thing??
JADE: But you know, nothing like that monthly thing.
TORI: You mean…a boob job to make them bigger?
JADE: No Vega. A boob job to make them smaller because they’re already so huge that I’m surprised you can walk.
TORI: A b-boob reduction? Is that a real thing?!
JADE: Oh don’t even joke about taking my boobs away from my wife. I once punished her by not letting her touch my boobs all day and I came home to find her groping some melons she’d bought.
TORI: That was- that was one time!
JADE: Yeah. You’re about 100 years late.
TORI: Well sometimes in life, we have to make hard decisions and we have to put ourselves before others. It’s important for you to find your happiness and if you’re happier with your current girlfriend, then stay with her. The ‘other girl’ might post bad things about you but that’s only because she’s immature. In reality, we can’t stop people from blasting one another on the internet - so why waste time worrying about lies when you’re in a relationship? Enjoy it and don’t worry about the haters!
JADE: Trina’s not here anymore, so I’ll answer for her.
She’s only walked in on us once and that was to steal one of Vega’s shirts. I remember I had Tori handcuffed to the headboard…
TORI: Safe to say that Treen never walked into my room without knocking ever again.
JADE: I can say with an open mind, that Cat loves whoever she wants to. In middle school she had a pet rock.
JADE: Oh and since we’re at Tori’s house for the summer, I can catch up on all the torture that I haven’t yet managed to inflict!
JADE: What? Nothing dangerous or illegal…