Because Sikowitz Ships Jori.
Anonymous asked: how about I bring you flowers cat! *gives a million roses to cat* and a little treat too! *a huge box of bibble and red velvet cupcakes* enjoy!!!-anonperson

TRINA: Whoa!
Tori said you weren’t allowed bibb—-

CAT: BIBBBBBBBBLLLEEEE!!!! 
*she tosses the roses aside and rips open the box of Bibble, shoving in handful after handful*
Oh God…you British miracles! 


Anonymous asked: So how can I get you in bed with me, Trina?

TRINA: 

NOT LIKE THAT! 


Anonymous asked: If Trina had a talk show, the guests wouldn't even be able to get a word in.

TRINA: Well duh.
No one would want to listen to them anyway. I’d be the main star of the show, so everyone would just be listening to me!

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Anonymous asked: * Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Smokey runs to it as it opens, revealing a pizza delivery man. Smokey has a pair of twenties and drops them at the delivery man's feet as he places the pizzas on the floor. He hops back over to Trina and drops her empty wallet by her purse on the floor before starting to nudge the pizza boxes away*

TRINA: Wait! Did that rabbit just——??

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crista-parrish-13 asked: Cat, what Jade probably meant was that she had to do some laundry with Tori, because she kept getting lint in her eye. And Trina, you should have your own talk show. You would be good at that.

CAT: Ooooohh! Okay! That makes sense! Ahaha! 

And Trina should get her own talk show! She loves talking, like me! Oh! Maybe we could get a show together??

TRINA: I am honestly surprised that I haven’t been picked up for a talk show yet. But hey, there’s still time! 

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missssaryz asked: OOC I don't really like following people who really like Ariana or Victoria because they always talk crap about the other person! Like every Ariana blog I see fights with people who love Victoria and the same goes for the other way around! I wish I could make a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy!

ooc; “She doesn’t even go here!” (I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist that one.) But we completely agree. Like we’ve said before, Victoria/Liz/Ari are all artists who have their own unique style and technique for music.  Does it really matter who’s better than who? Who’s higher in the charts? Who’s more popular? Not really. We should all just celebrate and enjoy their music, because that’s why music is there, to be enjoyed. It’s not a competition, we love all of those girls equally and for different reasons :)  And also, thank you for following! <3


Anonymous asked: Mmm Kitty Cat, I can't buy you flowers but I can deflower you ;)

CAT: Noooooo!

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Please don’t take away my pretty flowers!!!


Anonymous asked: *Smokey hops in with flowers in his mouth and drops them at Cat's feet*

CAT: Awwww!!! Flowers?? For me??
Yayyy! Thanks Smokey! ^^


Anonymous asked: *someone knocks on the door, when you open it you find a bouquet of red roses. There is a card in it that says: Dear Trina, you are the most talented and beautiful woman in the world. Will you go out on a date with me Friday night? Tony jr.*

TRINA: Ohh…these flowers are so beautiful! 
*she clutches them to her chest and smiles.* 
A real gentleman…and I suppose I could honor you with a date Tony jr. But only if you come off of anon. I don’t need you being some forty year old creeper dude.

CAT: My brother met a forty year old creeper dude online once. They went out for a drink and he stole my brother’s watch…
*she sighs.* I wish someone would bring me flowers…

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Anonymous asked: Do Tori and Jade even try to be quiet at home?

TRINA: No! They have no respect for my ears whatsoever! In fact, the other day I hammered on the door to tell them that I was leaving because they were making too much noise and Gothica’s response was: Good! Good!?